Casino Extra – Blackjack dealer
A Blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.
The player said, ‘When I get bad cards, it’s not the dealers fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so why should I tip him?’
The dealer asked, ‘When you eat out do you tip the waiter?’
‘Yes.’ replied the player
‘Well then, he serves you food, I’m serving you cards so you should tip me.’ The dealer says
‘OK, but the waiter gives me what I ask for… I’ll take an eight.’ The player replies
Are you addicted
You help your four-year-old learn math by teaching her to count cards
When your addiction counselor says he thinks ‘the odds are good’ that you will beat your gambling problem, you see it as a reason to immediately call your bookie
You lose your wife in a poker game; you lose your mistress going double-or-nothing; and now they refuse to let you bet your hooker
God help me
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG ! He looks around: nobody’s there. I am having hallucinations, he thinks. Then he hears the voice again: I SAID, DIG !
So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after some inches, he finds a small chest with a rusty lock. The deep voice says: OPEN ! Ok, the man thinks about Casino Extra, let’s open the thing. He finds a rock with which to destroy the lock, and when the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins. The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO ! Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest and walks to the casino. The deep voice says: ROULETTE ! So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and goes to one of the tables, where the players gaze at him Casino Extra with disbelief. The deep voice says: 27 ! He takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27. The table nearly bursts. Everybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball. The ball stays at the 26. The deep voice says: SHIT !